William Tapley, known on YouTube as thirdeaglebooks, is a conspiracy theorist whose videos were played on the show sometimes, mostly in late 2014. He is basically just the older, Catholic version of the Vigilant Christian. Examples of his crazy shit include thinking that a 1D music video starring Danny DeVito has secret Satanic Illuminati messages.
Since his fathers left him when he was 2, William had to survive on his own semen for 71 years. In the year of 2082, he found CERN's time machine in the middle of nowhere. He used it to travel back to 2015, and here he is now.