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The Brett Keane Song is a professionally produced song about how much the manatee sucks.

On DP

The Brett Keane Song was played in several episodes as an introduction to the Brett Keane segment.

Lyrics

Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think.
Caught in a lie fucking knows how many times.
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think.
Except for the sleaze that secretes from your teeth.
I trust you just as much as sin.
A wolf in sheep's clothing just won't begin.
To justify the scorn you've drawn.
No one will shed a tear when we know you're gone.
I try to stay away from you.
Now it's just one in two.
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!
Caught in a lie fucking knows how many times!
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!
Except for the sleaze that secretes from your teeth!
Dearest Brett, we've done the math.
We've found all the stories come directly from your ass.
Not a single syllable you utter could ever fix.
The house of cards you tore apart, so just remember this.
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!
Caught in a lie fucking knows how many times!
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!
Except for the sleaze that secretes from your teeth!
Now it's Just one in two. (x8)
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think.
Caught in a lie fucking knows how many times.
Hey!
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!
Except for the sleaze that secretes from your teeth!
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!!
Caught in a lie fucking knows how many times!!
Brett Keane you're not as slick as you think!!
Except for the sleaze that secretes from your teeth!!
Now it's just one two. (x3)
Hey!


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