Texas (also known as TexASS by evil godless communist Nazis who hate America) is the only true American state located in the South. It is probably the best state ever due to the strong belief in Jesus Christ, guns, and the rejection of the evils of science. The only bad thing about this state is that a lot of dirty people cross the border from Mexico, due to the weakening of the border under Barack Obama's Kenyanist agenda.
- Rick Perry once said he wanted Texas to secede from the United States of America, then he ran for president of the United States of America.
- PaulsEgo has recently moved to the greatest state in the union (as any reasonable American would). Unfortunately this means that soon he will devour the state's entire water supply, and Texas will meet the same fate as Paul's previous home.
- Texas and Mississippi are known for incest and stupidity .