Ronald Reagan is the one true Republican God. In the 1980's he single-handedly saved the world from communists, fascists, atheists, women, liberals, homosexuals, sexual immorality, AR-15 machine guns, abortion, big government, taxes, Darkies, Mexicans, climate change scams and basic freedoms.

He led the United States through the devastating War On Drugs and tried his damnedest to combat the AIDS virus. After the Constitution forbade him to run again, America became 50,000% less free. TJ has predicted that Reagan will return to defeat Obama and his legion of niggers with his cape of gold and his spectre of ornate destiny. This will be the greatest event in history, making Jesus cum the hardest he ever has or ever will.


  • "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." [1]
  • "Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged." [2]
  • "Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure." [3]
  • "We are never defeated unless we give up on God." [4]
  • "We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child." [5]


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  • It is widely expected that he will serve a 10th term as President of the United States, under the Hillary Clinton persona.
  • We are still feeling the effects of him fucking up the American economy several decades ago.
  • We are all thankful he's dead.
  • Ronald is a closeted Clopsexual.


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