Rick Santorum is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter excreted from TJ's Ass. He is also somehow a former Republican Senator from the land of Who Gives a Shit and is famous for continuously running for president but failing each time. Santorum almost won the Iowa Caucasus of 2012 but tied with Mitt Romney. Santorum's political views are punctuated in their idiocy by his pledge to federally ban gay marriage and eliminate internet porn.


TJ has criticized him saying that he is the lowest form of human existence.

2012 Presidential Run

Rick Santorum came the closest at becoming the Republican Nomination in 2012 with the fore mentioned Iowa Caucasus. After that moment in time, Santorum became more and more irrelevant and finally faded into obscurity on the premise that "his daughter was sick".

2016 Presidential "Run"

On May 27, 2015, Santorum announced his candidacy for the Republican Nomination for the 2016 Presidential Election. This resulted in a universal "whatever" from all sentient life and the inevitable failure of Santorum's career as a politician. He mainly exists only to bitch about not being taken seriously by other Conservatives and having a one person turnout at a rally in Iowa.


  • "Never ask someone why they're voting for you."- Rick "Adolf" Santorum


  • Santorum has made comments that he is okay with Caitlyn Jenner's transition.
  • "Santorum" is a slang term in the gay community for a mixture of semen, lubricant, and feces that leaks from the anus after anal intercourse
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