Rednecks are proper white god-fearing Americans that love chili dogs, guns, Jesus, and freedom. These people were the first to ever claim America just for themselves. They are also the ones who killed all the native Indian and atheist heathens like the Cherokee.

TJ and Scotty hail from freedom loving white families (Ben is a commie), but they are filled with white guilt that keeps them siding with fucking liberals. The rednecks are a dying breed because of all the Mooslims, Black people, liberals, and Jews. The rednecks are usual forced to fuck their own families to keep their existence going in this harsh liberal world.

Upcoming Race War

Atheism-is-Unstoppable tried to warn his rednecks of the impending doom of the dark people, but they did not pay attention because he was an atheist heathen and they were fucking each other's sisters. Things got bad when Barack Hussein Osama Obama became dictator, in which Obama started a war of attrition against the rednecks and tried to kill them all. The rednecks fought diligently, but they eventually lost due to being betrayed by their own people. DP and Dusty Smith betrayed their fellow white man for Jewish-Negro conspiracy plot of atheism. Now them negros gonn' rape all us whyt folk.

White Genocide

Obama and his army of Tyrone Sloane clones went into each whole white American's home and forced them out. Their homes were taken over by dirty Mexicans that raped their families (not all Mexicans are rapists, but most are). The whites were then put into extermination camps and they were also put into brainwash camps on the Moon colony established by the Obama administration. They are now being forced to eat watermelon and pick cotton in a sheer twist of irony.

Known Rednecks


  • Vegan Gains made an exception to his vegan diet when it came to redneck meat.
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