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New York City is the most populated city in America, with over 8,000,000 people. The majority of news stories for the News Segment comes from here. News stories about things that happen in the city include police brutality, pan legalization, and other shit. A video of a ghetto subway fight came from here too. It was first under control by the Netherlands, but soon after the English kicked their ugly Dutch asses and took over the land.

It is full of liberal scum and is Anti-Murican. The Fox News headquarters is attacked everyday by the filthy liberal Communists, being part of their Kenyanist agenda.

Ben said that he never visited the city, but it was just a cover up. Ben visited on September 11, 2001, having full knowledge of 9/11, and laughed when the towers collapsed. G Man, who lives right next to the city in New Jersey laughed when he saw 9/11 happen too.

Every single resident of this rat-infested scrap heap is extremely proud of this "accomplishment," and will never ever stop talking about how New York is better than everything. At least 65,000,000 have been driven to suicide by this incessant prattling.

Culture and Contemporary Life

New York City is the self-proclaimed center of everything; cultural center of the world, commercial center of the world, financial center of the world. If New Yorkers could have it their way, their city would also be considered the epicenter of everything in the known universe. A word of warning to the inquisitive traveler: questioning the integrity of New York City's self-righteous and artificially-sweetened natives will likely get you shot.

Satan Island

Satan Island (known by faggots as Staten Island) is a borough of Jew York City. DP Wiki administrator nígger Fralab resides here. Satan Island is also where that fat nígger got chocked by police officers for resisting arrest. His death was totally justified and not police brutality at all.

People Affiliated with New York City

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