Basically, God turned everyone he hated or was so-so about him into every other race besides the pure and noble whites. Jesus came to America to freak the fuck out of Mayans and fuck many wives, ergo polygamy is awesome. Also no cussing, premarital sex, homosexuality, masturbation, alcohol, caffeine or pan; a total party religion, obviously.
This is also the religion that spawned Laci Green, I rest my case.
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