Kenya is a nation in east-central Apefrica. It is the birthplace of Barack Obama, Richard Dawkins, Kenyanism, and G Man's highly intelligent ancestors. The capital is Panrobi. The primary export of Kenya is banana fruit; the leading import is pan. Islam is the national religion of Kenya. It is closely allied with the United States in its tension with Canada. It was formerly owned by the United Kingdom. Many archaeologists indicate that Kenya could be the birthplace of mankind.

Kenyan 9/11

Just like France, Kenya recently attempted to have its own 9/11-esque celebration. Due to the assistance of Kenyanist forces, it was more successful than its French analog, but it fell short of the real thing.


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