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==== '''Judaism''' is an ancient monotheistic religion, with the Torah as its foundational text (part of the larger text known as the Tanakh or [[Torah]]), and supplemental oral tradition represented by later texts such as the Midrash and the Talmud. They <s>control everything</s> are the most amazing people ever. ====
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==== '''Judaism''' is an ancient monotheistic [[Theism|religion]], with the Torah as its foundational text (part of the larger text known as the Tanakh or [[Torah]]), and supplemental oral tradition represented by later texts such as the Midrash and the Talmud. They <s>control everything</s> are the most amazing people ever. ====
 
== Why It Is Awesome ==
 
== Why It Is Awesome ==
Judaism is awesome, not only because it's true, but because so many intelligent, well-mannered people are Jewish. Judaism has played an integral role in some of history's [[Holocaust 2.0|grandest]] [[September 11 Terrorist Attacks|moments]], and Judaism continues to reshape the world in many beautiful ways.
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Judaism is awesome, not only because it's true, but because so many intelligent, well-mannered people are Jewish. Judaism has played an integral role in some of history's [[Holocaust|grandest moments]], and Judaism continues to reshape the world in many beautiful ways.
   
 
== Antisemitism ==
 
== Antisemitism ==
Jews have had it rough for the last few centuries and it is our duty to capitulate to them in every possible way. Antisemitism is a [[Feminism|hate movement]] that has captured the world by storm and it must be stopped!
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Jews have had it rough for the last few centuries and it is our duty to capitulate to them in every possible way. Antisemitism is a [[Third-Wave Feminism|hate movement]] that has captured the world by storm and it must be stopped!
   
Few good samaritans are willing to step up and defend the Jews, because god forbid someone call them a mean word. While the Jews remain systematically oppressed by [[DP Wiki Staff|white shitlords]], [[God]] cries out in pain as he watches helplessly as the world stomps the poor Jewish people into the dirt.
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Few good samaritans are willing to step up and defend the Jews, because god forbid someone call them a mean word. While the Jews remain systematically oppressed by [[Drunken Peasants|white shitlords]], [[God]] cries out in pain as he watches helplessly as the world stomps the poor Jewish people into the dirt.
   
 
Step up and we can end Antisemitism for good! (No this isn't sarcasm, you Antisemitic hater). You can start by making sure evil Wikias don't have offensive pages!
 
Step up and we can end Antisemitism for good! (No this isn't sarcasm, you Antisemitic hater). You can start by making sure evil Wikias don't have offensive pages!

Latest revision as of 02:12, November 30, 2018

Judaism is an ancient monotheistic religion, with the Torah as its foundational text (part of the larger text known as the Tanakh or Torah), and supplemental oral tradition represented by later texts such as the Midrash and the Talmud. They control everything are the most amazing people ever. Edit

Why It Is Awesome Edit

Judaism is awesome, not only because it's true, but because so many intelligent, well-mannered people are Jewish. Judaism has played an integral role in some of history's grandest moments, and Judaism continues to reshape the world in many beautiful ways.

Antisemitism Edit

Jews have had it rough for the last few centuries and it is our duty to capitulate to them in every possible way. Antisemitism is a hate movement that has captured the world by storm and it must be stopped!

Few good samaritans are willing to step up and defend the Jews, because god forbid someone call them a mean word. While the Jews remain systematically oppressed by white shitlords, God cries out in pain as he watches helplessly as the world stomps the poor Jewish people into the dirt.

Step up and we can end Antisemitism for good! (No this isn't sarcasm, you Antisemitic hater). You can start by making sure evil Wikias don't have offensive pages!

List of Jews Edit

Trivia Edit

  • Moses told his army to kill all the men, women, and boys, but keep the little girls for themselves to only kill when absolutely necessary and never invade other nations.
  • Jews practice male circumcision equality and charity, and are against any and all forms of child abuse.
  • If you have any criticisms of Judaism, you are automatically a Nazi.
  • There has never been a Jewish murderer or rapist.
  • Every decent human being in history has been a Jew.

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