John Richard Kasich is the Governor of Ohio, elected in 2010 and re-elected in 2014. On July 21, 2015, he announced that he would fuck over Ohio by not doing shit for 8 months to run for president. He is the only "reasonable" person in running as a Republican and this tosser keeps saying he will bring Pink Floyd back together because he wants to be cool with the 40 something year old kiddies.

During his run, he stayed at the low-end of the polls for the entire time. Despite this, he stayed in the race, not realizing that he has no fucking hope of ever being president. Admittedly, he did win Ohio, which makes his run more successful than over half of those other fuckers. His victory in the state might have something to do with him being from the state, and him mentioning it every five times he got a chance to talk in each debate.


  • He's the political equivalent of Brussels sprouts.
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