Hookers and Ice Cream is an ambiguous term used typically by Scotty as a reference to hedonistic, worldly vices. It is occasionally offered as a reward for anyone willing to swear allegiance to the Illumiscotty, such as Mario. Hookers and Ice Cream juxtaposes hookers, a culturally taboo group of individuals, with a benign frosty treat. Hookers are people who get paid to take it in the butt; the sister of Fralab is therefore a hooker.

Hookers and Ice Cream are crucial components of traditional Kenyanist human sacrifice rituals.

Hookers and Ice Cream was again mentioned in Episode 102.

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