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Evil-lution

Evolution is the prevailing scientific explanation for the origin of species on earth. It makes perfect sense if you're not a vacuous moron with a swollen cunt for a brain. Many Christians and Muslims attempt to undermine and reject the evolutionary theory in any way they can because it contradicts their beliefs, rather than coincide with them.

History

A long time ago at the secret headquarters of the Illuminati, 33rd degree freemason Charles Darwin cooked up the deranged theory of Evil-lution to lead God-Fearing Christians astray.

Luckily we have G Man to show us the truth of his phony religion.

On DP

The Drunken Peasants talk about evolution quite often, especially when covering videos where Christians bitch about it or try to "disprove" it.

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