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Episode 9 is an episode of the Drunken Peasants. It was the first episode to feature the appearance of Jaclyn Glenn.

Prev: Episode 8

Next: Episode 10

Highlights

  • The first guest appearance of the human fax machine, Jaclyn Glenn.
  • The United Nations is expected to be writing an angry letter to Scotty for Cultural Appropriation as saying "Ah-lalalala".

Videos Played

  1. Amanda Knox found guilty in Italy (not found)
  2. Rob Ford Defends JB for the weed incident
  3. Fox News On Global Warming (not found)
  4. NSA Uses Angry Birds
  5. Raising Minimum Wage is Baaaaaaaaaaad (not found)
  6. Obama on Pan
  7. Girl Killed for Photo Bombing (not found)
  8. 12 year old sentenced to life in prison
  9. Firefighters Refuse to Help Dying Man
  10. Fox news on Keystone Pipeline (not found)

Start of the Show

The peasants started talking about the intelligence of the chat and how they're getting smarter. Then they played videos and reacted to them like normal. They discussed Jaclyn interviewing Richard Dawkins. They asked Jaclyn about Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor and who will win the Superbowl.

Middle of the Show

Jaclyn Glenn talked about her interview with Richard Dawkins and his T-Shirts. Apparently, Jaclyn received more backlash for mocking Justin Bieber than for drawing Prophet Mohammed. Some girl was killed for photobombing.

End of the Show

The peasants and Jaclyn answered some muthafuckin' questions. It has been revealed that there's a Tumblr account that fantasized about Jaclyn doing porn and shit.

Quotes

  • "BEN! You're a sack of fucking shit if you don't fucking come over to my way of viewing this issue right now" -TJ Kirk
  • "You need to shut up you goddamn hippie" -Scotty
  • "That's not until we get sharia law in America, it's a ways off. That's the nice things about the crazy intolerant rednecks because they kinda shield us from the things the European Union has to deal with" -TJ on Islam

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