Episode 40

Episode 40 is an episode of the Drunken Peasants.

Prev: Episode 39

Next: Episode 41

Highlights

• The debut of "Hey Scotty... Jesus man!"
• A guest appearance from David Viviano or some shit
• Italian impressions (00:56:10)

Part 1

The show started off by playing the Hey Scotty clip for the first time on DP. This would shape DP history for episodes to come. They then began the show with the hosts poorly imitating one another. They went on to discuss a recent road trip they had where they ate some food and watched cops pull over people.

They brought on some bland guest named David who did nothing on the show, while they played another video from the Vigilant Christian. In this video, he exposed George Bush for being a vampire, because somehow he was related to the historical figure Dracula was based on (even though the whole vampire thing is a metaphor and is purely a work of historical fiction). TJ was driven mad by Mario and told Ben to move on.

They then moved on to an intellectually-bankrupt video from PragerU of a bald guy telling his story about how he was an evil atheist who thought god believers were idiots until some baseball players convinced him god was real. He then went on to explain how 4 big bangs had to occur to make the atheist worldview possible. It was basically an argument from ignorance four times in a row. They also played this shitty clip of TJ's dog.

The peasants then watched a news story about celebrities getting their nudes leaked and they read some retarded feminist's comment. They then watched a Sean Hannity interview with Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty. They then took a break.

Part 2

The peasants came back from the break and watched a news story about a man from Missouri who got a life sentence for possessing weed. Then they went into the Q&A Segment and answered some fucking questions.

They watched a video about a guy kicking a dog in an elevator. They then watched a 'news' story about some racist bitch celebrating how there are no black people in her sorority at some University in Bumfuck Alabama. They then watched a news story about a 13-year-old girl sharing her nudes over the internet.

Quotes

• "GOD DUN DID IT!" -The Amazing Atheist responding to the stunning stupidity logic behind that PragerU garbage masterpiece
• "Yes, you're right it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster" -TJ
• "You're a piece of shit" -TJ
• "Fuck you TJ!" - Scotty

Trivia

• TJ and Scotty form a band with Ben called "From Nothing" and they plan to release their Album: Chinese Democracy, PART II in the 25 years following.
• PragerU makes shitty videos
• Miller Lite tastes like water instead of beer because it’s carbonated water with piss in it

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