Episode 114 is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

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  • The dreaded return of both Zonation and Wild Bill.
  • TJ and Scotty refuted the shitty points made by Wild Bill and Zonation
  • Joss Whedon being a feminist puppet.
  • Mark Dice talks about Bruce Jenner.
  • The DP Wiki becomes the official source for all things related to DP.

Videos Played

  1. Wild Bill: The Holocaust 2
  2. Zonation: Atheists are anti-1st amendment bullies
  3. The Vigilant Christian: Batman V. Superman Is Satanic
  4. Wretched: Why God blessed polygamous men in the Old Testament
  5. Aaron Clarey: Diversity Has No Value
  6. Mark Dice On Transgender Conservatives
  7. Being Catholic On YouTube
  8. School fails girl for having cancer
  9. Hillary End Times Prophecy
  10. Prayin to Jesus
  11. Teen Bitten By a Snake

Start of the Show

The episode started off with Ben announcing that there was a cancelled show on Wednesday due to preparation for the Europe Trip. The Drunken Peasants covered an a video from Wild Bill where he complains about how poor Christians are being persecuted in a country where they are the majority, have their hand in politics, and have their God on the country's currency.

Next up, they reviewed a Zonation video. In the video, he claims that Liberals and Atheists are trying to destroy the 1st amendment. An epic intro comes forth, summoning The Vigilant Christian, who is trying to claim that Batman v. Superman is a Satanic film. Then, Todd Friel from Wretched explains why polygamy was OK in the old testament but unacceptable now. Aaron Clarey ranted how diversity is pointless, wrong, and stupid because it goes against pure and raw American capitalism.

Middle of the Show

DP then went into a video about Mark Dice calling transgender conservatives meanies, until reaching a more interesting video about Bruce Jenner becoming a woman. In the video some conservative tries to pass off TMZ as a liberal "TV show." Mark Dice also discussed the Gay Bomb to prove that gays weren't born that way.

This Christian pussy talked about how Christians are too afraid of the evil atheist YouTube audience.

News Segment

The peasants started up the news segment with a video about a cancer patient who was berated all because she had to take time during the day for cancer treatment. It shows that schools are pretty much the most cock sucking of institutions as they come.

A video was played of an NRA man predicting the 1,000 years of darkness a Hillary Clinton presidency will bring. The peasants talked about the slim possibility of Bernie Sanders as president.

Another video was played about Congress praying with sappy ass piano music in the background, it was cringe worthy horse shit, but the peasants made it more entertaining.

The show then went into a music break, tonight's soundtrack of choice was Sex Twister, including Hobo Anal.

End of the Show

The Peasants took a break playing of a montage of their amazing t-shirts.

The played a video about some fucking dingus getting bit by a snake, sadly he wasn't killed, and may be facing LEGAL punishment, as if the fucking snake bite and hospital bill wasn't enough.

The peasants then plugged the IRC chat and Wiki again before heading into the post-show.


The post-show was about twelve minutes and twenty seconds long. Ben says peak viewership was 3,393 and mentioned there was no Pre-Show. TJ wants viewership to be over 5,000 while Scotty wants it over 5,000,000. They discuss highlights of the show (AKA the title). TJ asks Scotty why he's such a faggot, Scotty and Ben respond by asking TJ why he sticked a banana up his ass. They discuss anal examinations and Ben transitions it to dental visits and men having bigger hands than women. They mention they'll have to later read about WWE shows they'll miss in Europe. They then ponder what will do in Europe. TJ argues that he's an outlaw.



  • Wild Bill and Zonation are hypocritical sacks of subhuman shit
  • TJ thinks Aaron Clarey is a moron


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