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'''Episode 114 '''is an [[episodes|episode]] of [[Drunken Peasants]].
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'''Episode 114 '''is an episode of the [[Drunken Peasants]].
   
 
Prev: [[Episode 113]]
 
Prev: [[Episode 113]]
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* TJ and Scotty refuted the shitty points made by Wild Bill and Zonation
 
* TJ and Scotty refuted the shitty points made by Wild Bill and Zonation
 
* [[Joss Whedon]] being a feminist puppet.
 
* [[Joss Whedon]] being a feminist puppet.
* Mark Dice talks about Bruce Jenner.
 
 
* [[The Drunken Peasants Wiki|The DP Wiki]] becomes the official source for all things related to DP.
 
* [[The Drunken Peasants Wiki|The DP Wiki]] becomes the official source for all things related to DP.
   
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# [[Aaron Clarey]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8XNPA3E7w Diversity Has No Value]
 
# [[Aaron Clarey]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8XNPA3E7w Diversity Has No Value]
 
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNCZ4JgGNI Mark Dice On Transgender Conservatives]
 
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNCZ4JgGNI Mark Dice On Transgender Conservatives]
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnfoaEYJgv8 Being Catholic On YouTube]
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# Catholic Contrast: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnfoaEYJgv8 Being Catholic On YouTube]
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4xu_jsB81k School fails girl for having cancer]
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# [[News Segment]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4xu_jsB81k School fails girl for having cancer]
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy48nSH5MDI Hillary End Times Prophecy]
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# NRA: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy48nSH5MDI Hillary Clinton will Bring Permanent Darkness and Despair]
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99O_pEnbS8|Congress Prayin to Jesus]
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# [[Right Wing Watch]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99O_pEnbS8|Congress Congress Prayin' to Jeebus]
 
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgiDqJArsE Teen Bitten By a Snake]
 
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgiDqJArsE Teen Bitten By a Snake]
 
== Start of the Show ==
 
== Start of the Show ==
 
The episode started off with Ben announcing that there was a cancelled<nowiki> </nowiki>show on Wednesday due to preparation for the [[Europe Trip]]. The Drunken Peasants covered an a video from [[Wild Bill]] where he complains about how poor [[Christianity|Christians]] are being persecuted in a country where they are the majority, have their hand in politics, and have their [[God]] on the country's currency.
 
The episode started off with Ben announcing that there was a cancelled<nowiki> </nowiki>show on Wednesday due to preparation for the [[Europe Trip]]. The Drunken Peasants covered an a video from [[Wild Bill]] where he complains about how poor [[Christianity|Christians]] are being persecuted in a country where they are the majority, have their hand in politics, and have their [[God]] on the country's currency.
   
Next up, they reviewed a [[Zonation]] video. In the video, he claims that Liberals and Atheists are trying to destroy the 1st amendment. An epic intro comes forth, summoning [[The Vigilant Christian]], who is trying to claim that Batman v. Superman is a Satanic film. Then, Todd Friel from [[Wretched]] explains why polygamy was OK in the old testament but unacceptable now. [[Aaron Clarey]] ranted how diversity is pointless, wrong, and stupid because it goes against pure and raw American [[capitalism]].
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Next up, they reviewed a [[Zonation]] video. In the video, he claims that Liberals and Atheists are trying to destroy the 1st amendment. An epic intro comes forth, summoning [[The Vigilant Christian]], who is trying to claim that Batman v. Superman is a Satanic film. Then, Todd Friel from [[Wretched]] explains why polygamy was OK in the old testament but unacceptable now. [[Aaron Clarey]] ranted about how diversity is pointless, wrong, and stupid because it will undermine pure and raw American [[capitalism]].
   
 
== Middle of the Show ==
 
== Middle of the Show ==
DP then went into a video about [[Mark Dice]] calling transgender conservatives meanies, until reaching a more interesting video about Bruce Jenner becoming a woman. In the video some conservative tries to pass off TMZ as a liberal "TV show." Mark Dice also discussed the [[Gay Bomb]] to prove that gays weren't born that way.
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The Drunken Peasants looked into a video by [[Mark Dice]] about Bruce Jenner being a [[Republican Party|Republican]]. After Mark Dice's nonsense, a guy called Catholic Contrast talked about why people avoid sharing their religious affiliation on YouTube.
   
This Christian pussy talked about how Christians are too afraid of the evil atheist YouTube audience.
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The peasants started the [[News Segment|news segment]] with a story about a 12 year old cancer patient who was penalized at school all because she had to take time off for a cancer treatment. This story shows that schools are pretty much one of the most cock sucking institutions as they come. Then, they covered a video about the head of the NRA predicting the era of darkness a [[Hillary Clinton]] presidency will bring. The peasants talked about the slim possibility of [[Bernie Sanders]] as president.
   
=== [[News Segment]] ===
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They looked at a video from [[Right Wing Watch]] about members of [[Congress]] praying to [[God]] with sappy ass piano music playing in the background, it was cringe worthy horse shit, but the peasants made it more entertaining. The show then went into a [[Music Breaks|music break]], the soundtrack of choice was [[Sex Twister]], including [[Hobo Anal]]. During the break, they played a slideshow of DP fans wearing the T-shirts.
The peasants started up the news segment with a video about a cancer patient who was berated all because she had to take time during the day for cancer treatment. It shows that schools are pretty much the most cock sucking of institutions as they come.
 
 
A video was played of an NRA man predicting the 1,000 years of darkness a [[Hillary Clinton]] presidency will bring. The peasants talked about the slim possibility of Bernie Sanders as president.
 
 
Another video was played about [[Washington D.P.|Congress]] praying with sappy ass piano music in the background, it was cringe worthy horse shit, but the peasants made it more entertaining.
 
 
The show then went into a music break, tonight's soundtrack of choice was [[Sex Twister]], including [[Hobo Anal]].
 
   
 
== End of the Show ==
 
== End of the Show ==
The Peasants took a break playing of a montage of their amazing [[Drunken Peasants Merchandise|t-shirts]].
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The Drunken Peasants watched a news report about some fucking twat getting bit by a snake after trying to play with it. Sadly, he wasn't killed, and may be facing LEGAL punishment, as if the fucking snake bite and hospital bill wasn't enough. The peasants then plugged the [[IRC Chat|IRC chat]] and [[The Drunken Peasants Wiki|the DP Wiki]] again before heading into the [[Post/Pre Show|post-show]].
 
The played a video about some fucking dingus getting bit by a snake, sadly he wasn't killed, and may be facing LEGAL punishment, as if the fucking snake bite and hospital bill wasn't enough.
 
 
The peasants then plugged the IRC chat and Wiki again before heading into the post-show.
 
   
 
== Post-Show ==
 
== Post-Show ==
The post-show was about twelve minutes and twenty seconds long. Ben says peak viewership was 3,393 and mentioned there was no Pre-Show. TJ wants viewership to be over 5,000 while Scotty wants it over 5,000,000. They discuss highlights of the show (AKA the title). TJ asks Scotty why he's such a faggot, Scotty and Ben respond by asking TJ why he sticked a banana up his ass. They discuss anal examinations and Ben transitions it to dental visits and men having bigger hands than women. They mention they'll have to later read about WWE shows they'll miss in Europe. They then ponder what will do in Europe. TJ argues that he's an outlaw.
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The post-show was about twelve minutes and twenty seconds long. Ben says peak viewership was 3,393 and mentioned there was no Pre-Show. TJ wants viewership to be over 5,000 while Scotty wants it over 5,000,000. They discuss highlights of the show. TJ asks Scotty why he's such a faggot, Scotty and Ben respond by asking TJ why he stuck a [[banana]] up [[TJ's Ass|his ass]]. They discuss anal examinations and Ben transitions it to dental visits and men having bigger hands than women. They mention they'll have to later read about [[WWE Wrestling|WWE]] shows they'll miss in [[Europe]]. They then ponder what will do in Europe. TJ argues that he's an outlaw.
   
 
== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==
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* Wild Bill and Zonation are hypocritical sacks of subhuman shit
 
* Wild Bill and Zonation are hypocritical sacks of subhuman shit
 
* TJ thinks Aaron Clarey is a moron
 
* TJ thinks Aaron Clarey is a moron
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* The [[Joseph8276|Beast]] was featured on the screen of the show in this episode
   
 
== Disclaimer ==
 
== Disclaimer ==

Latest revision as of 18:52, May 3, 2019

Episode 114 is an episode of the Drunken Peasants.

Prev: Episode 113

Next: Episode 115

Highlights Edit

  • The dreaded return of both Zonation and Wild Bill.
  • TJ and Scotty refuted the shitty points made by Wild Bill and Zonation
  • Joss Whedon being a feminist puppet.
  • The DP Wiki becomes the official source for all things related to DP.

Videos Played Edit

  1. Wild Bill: The Holocaust 2
  2. Zonation: Atheists are anti-1st amendment bullies
  3. The Vigilant Christian: Batman V. Superman Is Satanic
  4. Wretched: Why God blessed polygamous men in the Old Testament
  5. Aaron Clarey: Diversity Has No Value
  6. Mark Dice On Transgender Conservatives
  7. Catholic Contrast: Being Catholic On YouTube
  8. News Segment: School fails girl for having cancer
  9. NRA: Hillary Clinton will Bring Permanent Darkness and Despair
  10. Right Wing Watch: Congress Prayin' to Jeebus
  11. Teen Bitten By a Snake

Start of the Show Edit

The episode started off with Ben announcing that there was a cancelled show on Wednesday due to preparation for the Europe Trip. The Drunken Peasants covered an a video from Wild Bill where he complains about how poor Christians are being persecuted in a country where they are the majority, have their hand in politics, and have their God on the country's currency.

Next up, they reviewed a Zonation video. In the video, he claims that Liberals and Atheists are trying to destroy the 1st amendment. An epic intro comes forth, summoning The Vigilant Christian, who is trying to claim that Batman v. Superman is a Satanic film. Then, Todd Friel from Wretched explains why polygamy was OK in the old testament but unacceptable now. Aaron Clarey ranted about how diversity is pointless, wrong, and stupid because it will undermine pure and raw American capitalism.

Middle of the Show Edit

The Drunken Peasants looked into a video by Mark Dice about Bruce Jenner being a Republican. After Mark Dice's nonsense, a guy called Catholic Contrast talked about why people avoid sharing their religious affiliation on YouTube.

The peasants started the news segment with a story about a 12 year old cancer patient who was penalized at school all because she had to take time off for a cancer treatment. This story shows that schools are pretty much one of the most cock sucking institutions as they come. Then, they covered a video about the head of the NRA predicting the era of darkness a Hillary Clinton presidency will bring. The peasants talked about the slim possibility of Bernie Sanders as president.

They looked at a video from Right Wing Watch about members of Congress praying to God with sappy ass piano music playing in the background, it was cringe worthy horse shit, but the peasants made it more entertaining. The show then went into a music break, the soundtrack of choice was Sex Twister, including Hobo Anal. During the break, they played a slideshow of DP fans wearing the T-shirts.

End of the Show Edit

The Drunken Peasants watched a news report about some fucking twat getting bit by a snake after trying to play with it. Sadly, he wasn't killed, and may be facing LEGAL punishment, as if the fucking snake bite and hospital bill wasn't enough. The peasants then plugged the IRC chat and the DP Wiki again before heading into the post-show.

Post-Show Edit

The post-show was about twelve minutes and twenty seconds long. Ben says peak viewership was 3,393 and mentioned there was no Pre-Show. TJ wants viewership to be over 5,000 while Scotty wants it over 5,000,000. They discuss highlights of the show. TJ asks Scotty why he's such a faggot, Scotty and Ben respond by asking TJ why he stuck a banana up his ass. They discuss anal examinations and Ben transitions it to dental visits and men having bigger hands than women. They mention they'll have to later read about WWE shows they'll miss in Europe. They then ponder what will do in Europe. TJ argues that he's an outlaw.

Quotes Edit

Trivia Edit

  • Wild Bill and Zonation are hypocritical sacks of subhuman shit
  • TJ thinks Aaron Clarey is a moron
  • The Beast was featured on the screen of the show in this episode

Disclaimer Edit

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