The Democratic Party (also known as No Talent) is a party that is its own number one enemy. It is a requirement for all Democrats to vote at least 30 times in every election, though this only works when they actually vote.


Andrew Jackson wanted a place to meet with friends who also shared interests in Indian removal and slavery. Things remained the same for another century until a starry-eyed lad by the name of FDR decided life was going too well for everyone and he'd be great as dicta- President.

After his wheel chair broke, the party had one last shot with another acronym until he himself got shot. Their next course of action was to attack more Asians, which charlie-horsed them for another 30 years. Ever since, they manage to do pretty well only to screw it all up again.


If you are:

You still won't vote Democrat

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