Colorado is a U.S. state widely known for being the first state to legalize pan. It is full of liberal cucks like Dusty Smith. The state's policy on pan has transformed Colorado from your average good old American state into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. All Christians are immediately sodomized, caramelized, and eaten by stoners as soon as they set foot in the state.


  • Smoking pan every day is mandatory, non-smokers are fed to hungry polar bears.
  • Colorado is one of the best states to live in according to the peasants.
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