Our colonial overlords! The English are the global version of a bloating old man who used to be captain of the rugby team. He's boring and irrelevant now, but that won't stop him from yammering on about his glory days until you feel like putting the pillow to his fucking face. Their main exports are teeth yellower, Simon Cowell and their dignity.

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