Canadian life is a harsh one. Every day Canadians are forced to suck dick for money at 5 AM EST and cannot eat anything outside of fake Canadian "bacon", poutine, and suckle maple syrup from the breasts in the nether regions of pan-bellied pigs...
Rumor has it that níggers don't even get lynched when they steal watermelons in Canada, although these accusations have not yet been confirmed. To give credit where credit is due, Canadians have done a pretty good job at keeping níggers out.
The inhabitants of Canada are the bane of North America and the western world. Just like Mississippians, some of them are even considered as fauna by the EPA and very dangerous by the CDC. Canada has molded gems such as Justin Bieber, The Vigilant Christian, TJFucksThings, Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, Anita Sarkeesian, Rob Ford, the Beast, and the Brain Enema.
Canadians are also forced to pay their government their hard-earned Canadian dollars under the code-name "Healthcare" or they pay the price. Many speculations exist as to what the money is for, however, some evidence points to the Canadian military breeding giant beavers in order to fuck the British Queen's pussy.
They also say "out" and "about" funny. I mean, what's that ABOOT, eh?
Canadian friends of the Drunken Peasants
Podcast Chart Rankings
When the Drunken Peasants posted audio recordings of their podcast to iTunes, they reached the highest rank in the Total Podcast Downloads chart in Canada. Experts attribute this success to Scotty's censorship of Canadian media. The Drunken Peasants plays over public loudspeakers at all times in Canadian cities.