Not to be confused with Bootyism

Buddhism is a non-theistic religion where a fat fuck from India or some shit sat under a tree for some reason and had an orgasm which he named after the Grunge band Nirvana, he then told his butt-buddies to spread his message to the yellow people. In the current day, the religion is followed by Middle-Class White Liberals and is led by Ben(even though he will deny this if asked)


Buddhists believe some curry sniffer found all of life's answers by sitting under a tree. Sounds pretty fucking gay. Buddism is said to be the most peaceful religion.

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