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Template:Infobox book The Book of Mormon is Bible fan-fiction taken way too seriously by a Christian denomination called Latter Day Saints (in short LSD LDS), who are also known as Mormons.

Mormons believe it is another testament of Jesus and contains writings of ancient prophets who lived on the American continent a long time ago. So, in a nutshell, it is another bullshit fairy tale. The Book of Mormon is the fourth story in the fantasy series; The Desert Quadrilogy.

It was written by Joseph Smith who was a well-known con-artist, but retards believe him anyway. He claims to have seen an angel who told him where these "plates" were buried so that he could dig them up and translate them from some unspeakable Hebrew dialect into what would become the Book of Mormon... so basically bullshit.

The fantasy book that came before the book of Mormon in the Desert Quadrilogy is the Quran despite the fact that it's a Bible fan-fiction.

Racist Beliefs

The Book of Mormon says Africans were cursed with black skin by God for being neutral in the war between Satan and Jesus. The Indians were also cursed with red skin because they were against God too. The only reason they don't still believe this is because the US government threatened to look at their financial records.

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