The Benghazi Terrorist Attacks were step one of Obama's plan to ruin America. He, Hillary Clinton and Charles Darwin sent a bunch of clean Republicans to Africa, where they were killed in Kenyanist concentration camps.


  • The attacks were named after Ben, whose last name is actually "Ghazi".
  • Wild Bill tried to have Obama impeached, but the IRA successfully lobbied against it.
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