The 2016 Presidential Election is an upcoming clusterfuck. It is the result of years of constant bullshit, and no matter the outcome, America loses... except for one candidate.
The Republican Primaries
The Republican primary season is projected to be yet another circus, just like if not worse than that of 2012. Expect stupid candidates saying stupid bullshit with a 100% chance of stupid ads.
Rubio has dropped out, so now there is only Kasich, Trump, and Cruz left on the Republican side.
The Democratic Primaries
The Democratic primary is basically just between Hillary and Bernie. No one gives a fuck about whoever else is running. Hillary is a corporate shape-shifting demon bent on world domination, while Bernie is a great, honest, down-to-earth guy who actually cares about the American people evil commie heathen who fucking hates rich people.
Candidates
Democratic Party
- Hillary Clinton
- Bernie Sanders
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Joe BidenNever Ran (people are fucking stupid)[1] -
Martin O'Malley Lincoln ChafeeJim WebbLawrence Lessig
Republican Party
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Rand Paul -
Mike Huckabee - Ted Cruz
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Marco Rubio -
Allen West -
Bobby Jindal -
Lindsey Graham -
Ben Carson -
Rick Santorum - Donald Trump
- John Kasich
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Rick Perry -
Paul Ryan -
Scott Walker -
Jeb Bush -
Jim Gilmore? Does he even exist? - Literally any bum off the street who hates niggers and faggots
